Please Note:
[As part of my Christmas Blog Break 2008, I'm re-posting Christmas articles from the past! Hope you enjoy and have a great Christmas and New Years - I ought to be back sometime after the first of the year - unless of course something comes up that I just can't resist! - Louie]
Originally posted: 12/21/2006
I shared most of this in my sermon Sunday, it’s based on an e-mail I received, and I’m sure some of you have too. The difference between me and you is that I actually wasted valuable time to check it out and see if it’s true!
However, I am seeking to redeem that time by not only using it in a sermon, but here in my blog as well! Have fun and enjoy!
The Reindeer Conspiracy!
What is it? Were these innocent animals cruelly used to secretly deliver explosives to the World Trade Center on 9/11?
Oh no my friends, this is a far older conspiracy than that! No doubt started by the Illuminati or somebody like that!
Think about this – every picture I’ve ever seen of Santa and his reindeer show them in various poses, and doing different things. But all those pictures have one thing in common – all the reindeer have antlers! Right?
And what are the reindeer’s names? Well according to this site the names are: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolf was added later.
So far so good. But look closely at those names. Aren’t most of them male? By my reckoning Rudolf, Blitzen, Comet, Dasher are certainly male names. While Cupid, Dancer and Prancer are male as well, but probably metro-sexual (yuck!). But still, that’s male.
The only possible female name in this is Vixen.
So what? Everyone knows the reindeer are male right?
That’s the conspiracy! Because thanks to an e-mail and research, I can now tear the veil off this ancient lie!
Santa’s Reindeer are female – all of them! How do I know this? Simple – according to every authority I could find. Only female reindeer have antlers in the winter! Male’s shed theirs, females keep there’s! Check out part of the chart below, you can click it to see the entire PDF file.

See? Proof positive that we’ve been lied too!
Sad to say but all available evidence points to Santa being a leader in the evil Illuminati!
Even worse, if these reindeer are male – then they are cross dressing males!
ARGH!!!! I don’t want to even think about that! (No, I didn’t share that in the sermon!)
I think that’s more than enough for one day isn’t it? Who knows what I’ll say tomorrow? You’ll just have to wait and see won’t you?